Frederick Stars Hockey

Whether it is truly needed or not, the Stars will take their league leading 4-1 record into a 2-week summer break. No, there isn't an all-star game scheduled but a much needed infrastructure upgrade at the pond. Apparently they found a pair of panties and some band-aids holding the refrigeration unit together after re-starting rink 2. There was also a balled up Coast Guard uniform?

Anyway, the Stars probably could use a little time off after the 5-9 drumming by the capital punishment. Not sure how the 5-5 tie in the 2nd period ended in such a horrible loss, it happened so quickly that I don't really remember seeing any of the goals. Its possible that player moves after the 2nd period resulted in less than potent defense?

Corresponding with the loss were an unusually high number of stars penalties. After achieving an unprecedented 4 straight games (a stars record) with fewer penalties than our opponents, the Stars had a 24-2 penalty minute ratio, including Scott G's 10-minute game misconduct penalty that makes him the Stars and the entire SFAHL PIM leader.

What the hell happened to Mike Reilly? After receiving several criptic e-mails about "I'll see you at the next game" the Stars management has placed Mike on 10-week Injured Reserve. Apparently he has a large amount of sand lodged in his feminine region.

We seem to have lost another player due to girlfrienditis? Rocco mysteriously showed up for the first game of the session with his large calves, and girlfriend/fiance in tow, but hasn't reappeared since? Hurry back Rocco, we need your...well... sense of humor?

Speaking of girlfriends, Jim or is it Matt? had his lady friend at the game the other day. Not sure that is a wise move with "best friend" Wes on the prowl? Be warned, as a Marine Wes has sworn to uphold democracy and mount anything with 2 legs (and the legs part is optional).

enjoy the break. See you at the rink.