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jepryor

@mlm9681 I'll add eyes to your pic this weekend.

1 week ago
mlm9681

@jepryor It's a consiracy. You could have used Duck's pic, but then you wouldn't be able to make that comment.

1 week ago
jepryor

@mlm9681 Nope... You having your eyes closed in every picture ever taken makes you look bad.

1 week ago
mlm9681

Now my Poll question is obsolete. Don't select the third choice, it will make me look bad.

1 week ago
jepryor

I've finished editing the Champions photos. Uploading soon.

1 week ago
jepryor » mlm9681

Shout! Shout! Let it all out!

1 week ago
jepryor

Permissions for the bench should be fixed.

1 week ago
jepryor

Fixing permissions for shouting from the bench

1 week ago
jepryor

Off to the black forest today.

2 weeks ago
jepryor

I think "retard" stopped meaning "intellectually disabled" long ago. I still like Aniston.

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Thanks to Rick for writing the Championship summary!

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Wondering if anyone's going to write about winning the championship

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Filling out a mortgage application for a house in Maryland.

4 weeks ago
jepryor

I wonder, do you have to be gay to marry someone of the same sex?

4 weeks ago
jepryor

Beware of wife-stealing reindeer

4 weeks ago

Look at the Scoreboard Stupid!

Despite a pitiful 7-2 showing the Stars looked good last night. The passes were crisp, the effort tremendous and despite a hasty retreat by Old-Man Geno all had an excellent time. Team Russia proved formidable and many Stars were frustrated (see Guenthner/Hammer) despite an excellent outing we couldn’t score and they obviously could.
Thank god that Forest (Iron-Head) Appleton is okay after a brush with death mid-way through the third period. Many Stars players crowded around as Forest lay motionless on the ice. Finally the beast within Forest stirred and he finished the game without incident. We can only hope he regains his playoff form by Monday night.
All discussion pointed towards a 5th place finish in the Summer session. We should match-up with the Huskies Monday night for a 4-5 matchup. Winner plays the Blues for a shot at the Summer session championship.
I want to send one last shout-out for all to show up Monday night. We could use the players and of course the beer will flow as always.

Stay cool we will see you at the rink.

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You'll have to tell me more about what happened to Forrest!

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