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It is common knowledge in the paleontology community that the pterodactyl says moo.

*As noted in comments below, local paleontology hobbyist Scott Guenthner reminds us that the pterodactyl also clucks. In a peer reviewed article yet to be published, Guenthner discusses his research on the calling and mating habits of the pterodactyl. Guenthner states that the flying creatures would cluck, not unlike a modern chicken, for regular communication but would shift into more of a mooing vocalization in order to attract a mate. Guenthner's research holds that the pterodactyl faced extinction after its feeding and mating ranges overlapped with early bovine ranges. With the pterodactyl's visual acuity, which is well documented as being poor to nonexistent, they often tried to mate with a creature resembling today's yak. These attempts usually led to trampling death for the pterodactyl. After a time the pterodactyl tended to favor mating attempts with the yak over its own species. Guenthner's paper closes by proposing the extinction of the pterodactyl proves that "once you go yak, you never go back."