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jepryor

@mlm9681 I'll add eyes to your pic this weekend.

1 week ago
mlm9681

@jepryor It's a consiracy. You could have used Duck's pic, but then you wouldn't be able to make that comment.

1 week ago
jepryor

@mlm9681 Nope... You having your eyes closed in every picture ever taken makes you look bad.

1 week ago
mlm9681

Now my Poll question is obsolete. Don't select the third choice, it will make me look bad.

1 week ago
jepryor

I've finished editing the Champions photos. Uploading soon.

1 week ago
jepryor » mlm9681

Shout! Shout! Let it all out!

1 week ago
jepryor

Permissions for the bench should be fixed.

1 week ago
jepryor

Fixing permissions for shouting from the bench

1 week ago
jepryor

Off to the black forest today.

2 weeks ago
jepryor

I think "retard" stopped meaning "intellectually disabled" long ago. I still like Aniston.

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Thanks to Rick for writing the Championship summary!

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Wondering if anyone's going to write about winning the championship

3 weeks ago
jepryor

Filling out a mortgage application for a house in Maryland.

4 weeks ago
jepryor

I wonder, do you have to be gay to marry someone of the same sex?

4 weeks ago
jepryor

Beware of wife-stealing reindeer

4 weeks ago

Blogs

Two Weeks In

Here we are two weeks into the NHL Regular Season. I've watched a handful of games. A couple Caps wins and a couple of losses. I'm halfway through what I believe is a Caps defeat at the hands of Detroit. I haven't finished watching yet so don't confirm that for me. My ESPN360 subscription is working out fine so far.

NHL Regular Season Starts in TWO WEEKS!

I've never been so excited for October to come in my life. Being away from hockey for the last six months has been a real test of endurance for my entire being. My body, flabby from the lack of any real exertion, longs for the ice, the sweat, and the beer. My mind longs for the exercise of statistics and schedules. My eyes; Oh my eyes; as the European sun rises to lower and lower apogee every day, my eyes long to squint at the bright glare of NHL-white ice on a huge High Definition television.

Alas, living in Europe has become painful. No local adult recreational hockey leage, no American HD TV, no vitamin D created by exposure to the sun's lucious UV B rays. Fifty degrees north latitude is only joyful in Canada.

I'll still be watching NHL hockey. I've purchase the ESPN 360 streaming NHL package. I'll watch a few games live (they'll start at 1 or 2 am for me) and the rest I'll see on an 18 hour delay.

Let's just hope the bandwidth holds out!

Stars vs Huskies game televised on German ESPN8 "Die Acht!"

All right all you Europe-based Stars Hockey fans... Get ready to pull an all-nighter! In a press conference held at Noon CEST on Monday the German based ESPN8 "Die Acht!" announced the station had finally settled a long standing contract dispute with the Frederick SFAHL Division C ownership and players association allowing them to televise games live and with minimal commercial interruption.
As a result, Monday's Stars/Huskies matchup will be shown nationwide in Germany starting just after 1AM Tuesday CEST.
So have a nap and prep your Bier Stein for a late night hockey fest!
GO STARS!!

From the heart of Rhein Main hockey region... this is James... signing off.

Coaine factor in Billy Mays death?

I was shocked to read this morning that cocaine use (along with ethyl alcohol, hydrocodone, oxycodone, tramadol, Xanax, and Valium) was a factor contributing to the death of legendary pitchman Bill Mays. Well, maybe I wasn't shocked, or even surprised. Actually, I'm relieved. Knowing now that Billy Mays was artificially hyped up about all those products he hawked lets me know he was a real human being. You'd have to be pumped full of drugs to get that excited about fabric adhesives, two-part epoxy putty, and questionable health insurance. So here's to better advertising through chemistry! Bottoms up!

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Taking advantage of a powerful line-up (well at least there were a lot of us) and a bitter taste in their mouths after the loss the last time they played the Red-Bullz, the Frederick Stars steam-rolled the multi-gendered Red-Bullz 10-1. The list of goals and assists would be attached, but it is easier to list those that didn't score (namely Mark) who apparently has "Hammeritis" an affliction known to infect those who try hard to carry the rest of their team and subsequently fall short of the high-expectations they set for themselves (examples Tiger Woods, Tim Tebow). I am sure he will recover quickly.
It was nice to play a clean game (don't remember the last one) not even Scott G got a penalty last night, possibly impending fatherhood (again) was the cause for his calmness. Speaking of children, there will be several new additions to the Frederick Stars this Fall after The Campbells, Guenthers and perhaps others have their babies this fall, Congratulations to all.
A special thank you to Roco for showing up for last nights game, he seems to be our lucky charm as we always win when he is there. Possibly we could get him to show up for a Blues or Capital Punishment game and stop cherry picking the Thrashers and Red Bullz? Not sure why his girlfriend hasn't shown up lately?
Keep the Miller High Life Flowing. I will see you at the Rink.

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