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Dirk Diggler wears protection

It’s true. It would appear the Blues’ very own porn star has opted to cover his head for safety reasons. Many of us will remember the incident where another man’s stick accidentally smacked Dirk in the face. It is easy to understand why he might have been upset. When asked about his decision to cover the head, Dirk told us, “One of my biggest fears is taking a shot in the face. That is just something that nobody wants in this line of work. As for the extra gear, it is becoming more and more accepted. There are certainly some downsides, but I no longer feel that I have to let it all hang out anymore.”

It’s hard to blame him. This is a dangerous activity and not everyone out there is going to be clean. It doesn’t matter if we are talking about newcomers or veterans; you’ve got to watch out because one mistake can leave you with a permanent reminder.

Dirk further explained his decision by saying, “In this business, you’ve got to be careful. It’s foolish to work here without the proper protection. I unfortunately had to learn the hard way.”

The decision to wrap it up is one that every man must decide for himself. There are pros and cons, but an increasing trend seems to side with safety. The sentiment among participants appears to have shifted away from blaming others to only blaming oneself. One must ask, ‘what did I do to avoid this?’

When asked how the extra gear will impact his game, Dirk told us that, “My performance is pretty important, but my endurance comes first. When you’re in the heat of the moment and sticks are flying left and right, I’ve got to be able to do my thing. It does me no good if I have to sit on the sidelines watching all the other men do the scoring. The cover on my head may slow me down a bit and it may not be as enjoyable, but at least I won’t have anymore premature finishes.”

New Stars footage uploaded to YouTube... finally

Some recent Stars video footage was sent to me a couple weeks ago and I've finally gotten around to uploaded it to YouTube. Video here! Great stuff, Stars!

Fun in the Locker Room

Okay, we lost our first game of the session. Fireworks?!?!? Yeah we had some but, we are the only ones who can call "Bullshit" on each other no one else has that privilege. We lost a close game 8-3, yeah that is close. Trust me, I am a Government
Contractor!!!!!

I am looking forward to our meeting with our favortite team, "The Blues" on thursday 2/11/10 at 10pm (2000 for military and Europeans!)

So, what team will show up? The one with sore backs from shoveling snow for three friggin days? Or the one with swagger???

You can tell I have the swagger but, my fellow STARS can you still dial it up?

BTW, I have had a coupla of Yuengling's, so as we use to say "I am talking smart!"

No talk just bring it!

Best damn General Manager in Hockey!

After a 3-0 start and a combined 24-5 gf/ga the Frederick Stars are once again the top of the SFAHL hockey league. It would be nice to think we all worked out and improved our game over the month long mid-winter hiatus, but in reality it must be due to the blockbuster layer acquisitions that part-time player/GM Steve (the rocket) Vandeventer was able to pull off.
We welcome Eric, Bryce, Sam and all other newcomers to the squad.

Of course there is always the concept of addition by subtraction... I won't go there, but wish Scott and Scott a restful winter, we hope you rejoin the team in the spring/summer.

See you at the rink.

HAMMERTIME

All Things STARS

The Stars had a pitiful Fall winning only 3 games in the regular season and falling hard to the Capital Punishment in the first playoff game. Have we lost our mojo?

Time to buckle down for the real session, a little extra time in the weight room, perhaps a few more sessions of cardio per week? whatever you need to do, lets ensure were 100% come mid-Jan.

Rumor has it long time Stars regular Scott Guenthner is tied up running for Governor this winter and will be unavailable for action. Due we need to call Pryor back from the motherland? We will miss you Scott, hopefully we can keep you on the roster in case your campaign is derailed by scandal (you should probably remove the 3,000 empty beer cans in your recycle bin?)

On a more positive note, Tommy Taylor (Rogers pride and joy) has now scored his second goal for the Linganore JV team, by my count thats one more than Dad, of course no one is counting except Tommy and I.

I want to wish all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Kwanzaa or maybe you celebrate Festivus? either way, celebrate safely, we can't lose anymore good players. If your not a good player go ahead and be reckless...

See you at the Rink.

Stars 36 Huskies 0

These are real PIM totals from Sunday nights Stars Huskies matchup. Stars players were nailed for not raising there hand before asking Questions(2 min minor), wandering the ice without a signed hall pass and skating near Huskie JV players during an apparent on ice diving drill. This was unsettling for Stars players who normaly earn there PIM's fair and square. Attempts to explain the lopsidedness were narrowed down to hormonal imbalances suffered by on ice staff or a full moon. Who knows?
The bag over the head, kick in the sack of it is it was a great game. Stars goalie "Gump" stood on his un-concussed head and kept the Stars in the game. Stars scored first on an un assisted laser from D-man Roger. Huskies tied it up in the 2nd then scored on a 2 min. 5 on 3. They added a 3rd goal in the third on a rare 6 on 2. Final 3-1
Stars D-man Roger was accidently injured by an on ice collision. Right knee, did not look good, hope all is well Roger.
See you at the rink.